This is how you know that your plane is New York bound...
Man #1: (stops in the middle of cell phone conversation) You bumped into me. You could at least apologize...Man #2: I did!
[argues with Man #1]
Man #2: Have a drink, okay?!
Man #1: (continues cell phone conversation) Some bald headed midget was arguing with me...
Something is wrong with these people…they go to work everyday! Zombies!
— Man outside the coffee shop on Astor Place today.
Help the homeless..uh…help the homeless get a cellphone!
— begging “U.H.O.” guy at Astor Place.
Overheard By the Subway Station
[X-mas tree lot]Lady looking at mini-tree: This is real right?
Sales guy: Yes it is! Man-made!
